What Each Car Brands Represent?

AUDI - Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW - Brings Me Women But Broke My Wallet
FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD - Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand NOthing's Driveable and Inexpensive
SAAB - Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU - Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually.
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE - Proof of Rich SPoiled Children Having Everything